Photosynthesis

Basically plant puberty.

Teacher: "Today we're learning about photosynthesis."
Student: Aww man, I don't wanna learn about plant puberty.

by Ali_Not_Here May 27, 2022

photovoodoophobia

The fear of something really violent happening to you after you cut up an expired photo ID of yourself and toss the pieces into the trash.

Photovoodoophobia overwhelmed him as he looked at the stack of his expired driver's licenses and student photo ID's and contemplated ridding them from his desk drawer.

by PK64 June 5, 2022

Photoculinarism

Of or relating to the kitchen or cookery using light as a means for prepartion.

"I just heard about this new oven! It cooks meats and vegetables with photoculinarism."

by greenstar June 16, 2022

photogratography

It's the same as photography, but less interesting.

That is some nice photogratography

by MEEPES July 5, 2022

Photochronic

The opposite of photogenic. (especially of a person) looking unattractive in photographs or on film.

"a photochronic child"

by Mat_imaj August 14, 2022

Photo genic

When someone is good at taking pictures and poses like no other

“Oh my god her picture is good! She’s photo genic” -Anonymous

by Mxnq August 30, 2022

photography junkie

The one that can’t put down their camera at social events and can’t resist taking their camera everywhere they go. Often found wandering away from the group and seen in non-human yoga poses to capture the shot of the hour.

-“Where’d she go this time?”

-“Miss Photography Junkie is off doing her thing again.”

by Theoneyoucanttakeserious September 14, 2022