lesbian pants

another name for the recently very popular, super tight, black yoga pants and/or tight black leggings. also known as lezzies.

Sometimes I feel like I look like a lesbian wearing these, but daaaamn, do I look good in these lesbian pants!

by hal&cad November 28, 2010

puppy pants

Pants that exist mostly or completely out of puppies. This kind of pantaloons is very hard to wear while working, but sitting in puppy pants can bring great happiness and inner peace.

Note: fur garments do not count, they have to be a bunch of live puppies
Note: 'puppy pants' are not to be confused with 'poopy pants', but the first might cause the second.

See also:
puppy hat
cat hat
cat feet ear warmers
cats in racks

1. I saw this lady on Cuteoverload today who was wearing puppy pants out on the street, she must be the happiest person in the world!

2. Screw your furcoat, I'm wearing puppy pants to the premiere!

by Nynke_ June 10, 2008

shit in pants

a celebration of impressive drunkeness. good for birthdays, New Years festivities, or meeting your in-laws.

Tonight I am getting shit in pants drunk!

And...the accompanying drinking song: "In my pants, in your pants, everybody shit in pants"

by schmamo January 7, 2004

fatty pants

when some one is extremely fat. so fat that their pants will not fit.

my pants do not fit because i am so fat. everyone calls me a fatty pants.

by Fatty McJenkins October 3, 2007

Emergency Pants

A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

spy pants

Trousers or pants that make a noise when you walk, usually made of a material such as corduroy, vinyl, pleather or some other man-made material. In other words, not good to wear for spying. Referring to said clothing as "spy pants" is an exercise in sarcasm.

We're going incognito, so don't wear your spy pants or anything too colorful.

by scarebear February 17, 2006

no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.

Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 7, 2007