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Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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Pride

A feeling of independence and self worth in ones abilities to provide for themselves all the things that every other grown adult can, quite easily.

Absent more often than not in ex wives and "baby mamas".
I have no pride. I divorced you, not your skill set and expertise in all things automotive and household maintenance. For free too, and thanks for the child support and alimony check. Get said project done before I return from my salon appointment.
by Selfsufficient August 30, 2013
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Pride Month

A month dedicated to people apart of the LGBTQ+ community, it is a month dedicated the people who don't conform to social norms.
are you going to the pride month parade's like a weirdo
by CarpoGcuz June 9, 2020
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playa prices

top notch quality, precision, luxury, or best possible outcome.
(You're trying to look for a parking spot maybe @ a crowded mall, you see one in sight that's really close.) "Right there, playa prices!" or "We got playa prices son!"
by ernestrich June 10, 2008
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The Prizefighter

Emoticon which resembles a boxer with a broken nose, and a black eye, hence the name, The Prizefighter.

;~(
Matt: Damn, some kid beat me up today...
Alex: ;~(
by Cobalt April 23, 2005
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pricey

when u wanna get something at the mall and its like 45094436 billion dollars. so u go home and say "dad.. theres a bathing suit i want, can i get it?"
"sure sweety"
"umm dad, it's a little pricey."
"ahh no problem"
read above.
by deenie June 16, 2004
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pride of broken arrow

THE GRANDEST BAND IN ALL THE LAND
"yo did you hear that the pride of broken arrow won grand nationals again?"
"woah thats awesome"
by actuallyacult February 3, 2017
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