stove-piped

when you put ur thumb in her ass while ur fuckin her doggystyle!

man that bitch squirmed like a m'fer, when i stove-piped her ass last night! started squallin like "waaaauuu!!"

by RDJJ44 January 21, 2014

cack pipe cosmonaut

Homosexual
He who prefers rusty to busty.

Have you seen that gentleman? He looks like a right cack pipe cosmonaut.

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

foaming pipe snake

Named for similarity to Liquid Plumber. Act of busting ones nut so far inside a woman's vagina that it flushes out any previous items lodged in the passage.

See Paris Hilton. See pressure washer. "Man I gave this bitch a foaming pipe snake last night and a license plate and an old boot came out."

by DJ Schny March 15, 2009

Lay down the pipe

Sex. Used prominently by rappers trying to score and lay a little pipe. When they still could.

Hey momma, no need to be up tight. I can lay down the pipe, making it more streamlined than Michael Phelps.

by dark_art_heart December 25, 2017

get piped

Get drunk

Let's get piped tonight!

by Yourmamita July 31, 2017

Dusty Bag Pipe

the process of spreading the female buttcheeks and giving it oral pleasure with tongue and air blowing actions. All while giving the female pleasure in her vagina via the hands and fingers. These actions combined resemble playing the bag pipe. And since anal oral can be messy, the bag pipe is indeed dusty.
The male on female equivalent of a rusty trombone.

Savannah always craves the dusty bag pipe after she goes down on me.

by Little Jimmy22 February 24, 2009

Boston steam-pipe

While fucking a girl, in any hole, who has a fever of 102 degrees or more while listening to the song "More Than a Feeling", thus feeling her elevated temperature with your "thermometer"

Bart Oates: Listen Carl, getting Boston steam-pipes from dogs is not everything.

Carl: Oh come on Bart; that only happened once.

Bart Oates: You're in the red zone Carl...

by Trife_Diesel March 18, 2010