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square

a two-dimensional shape with all four of its sides having equal length
A square emoji can have different colours:
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yellow 🟨
• green 🟩
• blue 🟦
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• white □
• black ■
by bluestinger66 November 27, 2023
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madd squared

When you are extremely mad (look up madd too)
Teacher: Can I see you after class?
Kid 1: Umm... Ok?
Kid 2: Hey dude wat did u do?
Kid 1: Idk this teacher makes me madd squared!
Kid 2: True that!
Teacher: STOP TALKING!
by me! duh! February 26, 2009
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Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.
How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!
by Two square titan August 19, 2022
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square

a square is a cigarette or a lame person
jason: yo you got a square
michael: wtf is a square
jason: ugh, you got a cigarette? you square
michael: you calling me lame or a cigarette?
by dykeass March 18, 2019
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Forbidden Square

Four guys or gals, two laying on their bellys two on their backs alternating in a square pattern, all while giving and receiving blowjobs.
Wow those four harley riders look like they love the forbidden square.
by Idiot#43 July 23, 2022
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Crackhead Squared

An individual that is a crackhead and hangs out with other crackheads to do crackheaded activities.
Roman is really a crackhead squared. He is a crackhead and hangs out with fellow crackheads.
by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017
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square neck

When using the term "square" in that context, you're emphasizing not just the rigidity or uptightness of the person, but also implying a lack of intelligence or narrow-mindedness. It's a way of criticizing someone for being closed-minded or foolish in their thinking or actions. In this usage, "square neck" would indeed be a disparaging remark implying that the person's mentality is constrained and unintelligent.
In a Conversation Among Friends:
Friend 1: "I don't understand why anyone would want to try something new. Stick with what you know, right?"
Friend 2: "Wow, what a square neck thing to say. You're really limiting yourself."

In a Workplace Setting:
Colleague 1: "We've always done it this way, and it's worked fine. There's no need to change anything."
Colleague 2: "That's such a square neck approach. We should be open to new ideas and improvements."

In a Social Media Comment Thread:
Commenter 1: "People who listen to anything other than classic rock just don't appreciate real music."
Commenter 2: "Seriously? That's the most square neck comment I've seen all day. Musical taste is subjective, dude."

Person A: "Can you believe John thinks he's so smart just because he reads a few books? What a pretentious jerk."
Person B (interrupting): "Hey, ease up. Calling someone out for trying to educate themselves is a bit square neck, don't you think? Let's encourage learning, not tear it down."

Person A: "You're just a brainwashed fool for believing in politician X's policies. Can't you see how misguided and stupid you are?"
Person B (intervening): "Hold on a second. Attacking someone's beliefs like that is beyond square neck. Just because you disagree with person's politics doesn't mean you should insult their intelligence. Let's keep this discussion civil."
by WanderlustDreamer February 29, 2024
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