Get the noften mug.a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.
EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...
Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.
EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::
Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"
:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::
Reporter: ... what a noff crime...
by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009
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With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.
Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....
selfie egotistical phone picture
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....
selfie egotistical phone picture
by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016
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Get the Nofing mug.To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.
by The Noffer September 24, 2011
Get the Noffer mug.Non-Operating Fuck. Used in the United States Marine Corps by Motor T drivers to describe non-motor t Marines or boots attempting to drive vehicles they have no business driving.
Infantry Marine: "Hey I got the humvee stuck in a ditch again. I don't know what happened it just went off the road."
Motor T Marine: "You fucking NOF."
Motor T Marine: "You fucking NOF."
by KissMyAsthma99 July 23, 2015
Get the NOF mug.A ghetto black broad, who is loud and really stupid.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
She mostly has nasty nappy-ass hair, may have clear or blemished skin, and a large schnoz. A real hideous monstrocity that needs to be kept out of the public eye.
Just that large nose, and her dark complexion does her in to make her really look like an ape.
A real canidate for being the most ugliest bitch on the planet.
She is one sorry ass hoe, lame as fuck, and is very manly looking.
Just looking at her makes you wanna gouge your eyes out and dip 'em in bleach.
But that is just the start.
1.) You will never stop puking
2.) Your I.Q will drop to -50
3.) You will wish that there was a suicide booth like Futurama and go kill yourself.
And that is when you just look at her.
Guy1: Walking around downtown, minding his own buisness.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
Then suddenly Taliana appears; "Holy Shit!" Guy 1 says. Running for his life, stops to puke ever so often. Finally meets his friend.
Guy2: "Oh my god, what happend to you?"
Guy1: "I just saw Taliana"
Guy1: Pukes again after saying her name
Guy2: "That Transvestite Black Nofundo?"
Guy1: Nods his head
Guy2 "Oh no!!!!"
Guy1: "I need eye bleach"
Guy2: "It's too late for you my brotha"
Guy1: Goes retarded suddenly "gshoireioaheoith"
Guy2: "I will do you the favor of finding you a suicide booth"
Guy1 "dofgjoerh"
They somehow found a suicide booth and luckly Guy1 was put out of his misery.
by Your sauve Mac-Daddy December 12, 2010
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