eleven story

a stupid story of a girl who doesnt want to be eleven that schools tell every year

hey have u seen eleven story
yeah its told every year

by anonymous November 10, 2020

Kate Story

A story that contains about 50% facts and 50% fiction

Wow that’s one heck of a Kate Story

by Josepe111 October 21, 2021

story

a detailed pharagraph explaining a sequence of events

i have a story for you!
what?
once opon yesterday the teacher told us to finish our essay and still havent even made any progress as im typing this
thats oddly spicific
i know lol

by Forest337 February 5, 2022

stories that touch

sad stories that touch the heart or elicit sympathy

Whenever you go on a date, make sure you have your credit card, to avoid stories that touch. Just in case your date bails on you and leaves you with the bill!

by ghad0922 September 21, 2024

antipickle story

antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.

A: Did you read that new book Circe, by M Miller?
K: Yeah, what a multifaceted antipickle story!

by hereicomehahaha December 16, 2019

Maple Story

A Rarted little game for Rarted little shits.

Hey did you see that Rarted child playing Maple Story

by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018

The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.

Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?

by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020