Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
by MaggotHoles February 12, 2018
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Salt Pack

the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.

for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 05, 2008
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Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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Worth Your Salt

“Anyone Competent enough to obtain the rank of SGT in three years” SSG Strauss
You’re an E-2 and made it to E-5 in a short amount of time. You’re worth your salt.
by Sgt Long-Schloong May 11, 2019
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salt monkey

A dirty Caribbean, isn't a person, should die , only lives on the coast, constantly covered in sand or dirt
Jack sparrow is a salt monkey
by Pbdjakfbdkd December 13, 2022
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Salt Shaker

A slur for a person who has a fake problem.
His manager was pissed because he shook the salt over the fries at 4 inches instead of six. Dumbass muh fukkiiiiin salt shaker.
by Muh fukiiiiinnnn February 07, 2022
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