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SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.
*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS
by stinkietoes June 10, 2020
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Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
by Chahlee May 10, 2022
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
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Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.
Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!
by Doickls January 27, 2017
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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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solace salts

A company that creates nicotine salts for devices such as a juul, suorin drop, and etc.

These usually are crap tasting in most devices because nicotine salts do not have a good taste.

They have a variety of flavors that one can vape.
Vaper: Hey man, what kind of juice is in here?
Swim: Solace Salts man.
Vaper: Well it taste awful.
by EazieWeezie May 17, 2018
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