screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017

Whoopin’ feet

A L.A. slang way of saying “Getting knocked out of your shoes” during a fist fight.

Guy 1: “Hey man did you see that fight between Kenny and Aubrey?”

Guy 2: “No what happened? Who won?”

Guy 1: “Kenny did! And he knocked him out his shoes too! He was Whoopin’ feet!!”

by Calcutta2 May 1, 2024

Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.

"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."

by JoshVman March 30, 2009

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

feet master

A super secret term used to describe the top foot modes in the industry. Only the top secret agencies know this term

Skeppy: I have the nicest feet that any feet master has ever seen

by Diagnosedwithbald January 14, 2024

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.

Charles: I want to dance, please feet don't fail me now

by pedriluvr November 20, 2023