shit name association

When someone tries to define a name, usually a common name, with the characteristics of a single individual with that name that they know. The associations attempted are usually, to use a scientific description, dogshit. It is also likely the one making the name association is one of two things: 1) a passive-aggressive little bitch trying to smear a rival, 2) a sycophantic simp that doesn't have the courage to tell their crush how they feel.
"I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary, it said I'm an asshole and misogynistic."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
by jovinyo April 03, 2022
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maias genderbend name

maias genderbend name
Person 1: Hey Marvin!
Maia: Hi!
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Orel (girls name)

Definitely a shining star. Usually dark undertones but sparkles in the sun. And Orel usually is extremely goofy and knows how to stand up to people. Her giggly personality makes her stand out in a group of basic white girls and even her friend group. Orels know how to make a group chat fun and will block whoever pisses her off. SHE IS A GODDESS AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL HER OTHERWISE!!
This takes Orel (girls name) to a new level
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Nandita/ Nunny (name)

If you meet a girl/guy in your life called Nandita/Nunny you have made the right choice. She/He is the best girl/guy for you. She is very loyal to her true self. Although she can be selfish at times she/he is super kind and cute. In friend groups she/ he can be a little toxic but she/he will love you no matter what. Ok maybe no everything but she/he is the real deal. Some qualities in her is
1. Respect
2. Loyal
3. Always Happy
4. Total Drama
5. Cute
6. HOT 🥵

Some no so great things
1. Selfish

2. Some Toxic
3. Too Energetic (expect when he/she is sleepy)
4. Grumpy

Otherwise I have no more words you have made the right decision.
Nandita/ Nunny (name) is super cute. Nunny makes great friend quality. OMG Nandita is totally getting the part.
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Grade school names

1st grade is called noob
2nd grade is called classy
3nd grade is call prodigy
4th grade is called flashy
5th grade is called graduationer
6th grade is called middle grade/senior elementary
7th grade is called gazelle
8th grade is called Junior high/citizen
9th grade is called freshman
10th grade is called sophomore

11th grade is called Junior
12th grade is called senior
Guy So you're still in grade school?
Girl yeah I got a hold back.
Guy So what year are you in?
Girl senior I'm 20.
Girl my grade school name is senior.

Guy ....
Guy well I'm past the grade school names.
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clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?
nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
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my name is jew

When your name is jew (ex. je wcool song - Searching jew cool song
Playing Shira Choir Sings New Song At Bar Mitzvah - מקהלת שירה מבצעת את השיר החדש ׳אם השם לא יבנה בית - Now!).
Like yes, my name is jew. But there are other names like jew. Like Eyal, Dalma and Brianc Kosher.

To be named jew you must HAVEN'T listened to hitler album because it makes you antijew (bad) and to respect jesus and allah equally. And to have sex before AND after marriage, if one of them isn't completed you don't become named jew.

The code of the jew is:

Flowing through all, there is jew

There is no jew without jesus to create

There is no jesus to create without allah

Allah fades without the power of jew

Jew blinds without allah and jesus to see

There is allah in me

There is jesus in me

Jew is all things and I am jew

If you wish to be named jew and you do not respect the code... well you die basically.
And there is the secret tasks (if I tell you this I will get killed by jahweh and jehova, they are the demigods, but as I am quirky and I am doing this for educational purposes this is ok):
1. Watch and fap to hentai at least once a month (Rape, Mind Break, Mind Control, Impregnation/Pregnant, BDSM, Yaoi, Futanari, Ugly Bastard, Inflation; They are forbidden)
2. A
3. Become superpermutation

Also being gay and having anti-jew fetishes will get you killed, obviously.

When you become named jew, you may choose a lightsaber, which you will use to kill all non-jews.
Tom: "Yoooo, did you know that -name- is named jew?"
Tom2: "What does that word mean?"
-name-: *lights up lightsaber (jew)* "It means that I obey jesus and allah, my name is jew"
Tom: "Woah... that's epic, but I am sorry I need to go see my mom, she has bronchitis and is in need of care."
Tom2: "Bye."
-name: "Bye."
by Ihavebeendoingthetsecretlyedit December 31, 2019
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