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Canadian Myst

The art of performing a Canadian Myst. Is giving yourself a maple syrup enema and then proceeding to crop dust it onto someone's face.
She surprised him with a Canadian Myst while 69'ing with him last night.
by Crank fucker June 18, 2021
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A misty

Isa girl who will be the fallback girl and mistake it for being someone special. A misty believes in the end she will be what a man wants and will remain a constant presence in a guys world even if he is with somebody else. Even tho shes always temporary, she believes she will one day be permanent in a guys life. Shes not above lying and manipulating to make sure that her place and her foot stays firmly in the door of this person. A misty tends to get very fat and will invent physical ailments to get sympathy and back in good graces with whom she seeks the pity from. A misty is nothing to believe in or trust. Shes very believable and can cry on cue to become more convincing. A misty can turn any guy against his girl by making him believe shes not faithful if the girl has her figured out and poses a threat in being exposed for who she really is
There is a Misty at work around here but she is only temporary.
That new girl is a Misty and i didnt give her enough credit.

A lingering Misty becomes a musty problem that needs to be addressed.
by KantTrustThisKind July 20, 2021
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Green-mostyn

The act of taking a steamy green dump on someone’s chest
Nicole green-mostyned shaun. Shaun was not happy.
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wilburs_musty_toes

A hot person who calls her boyfriend dreamy creamy and she super cute dsmp fan Marvel fan watched suicide squad 2 100 times her mom didn’t know I am her bestie would love to be her boyfriend

-khloen0tfound😘😩
wilburs_musty_toes

Loving person
by Khloen0tfound September 19, 2021
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master musty kinnie

this is someone who kins the master of the mustiest of musts
tecctietone
or tectone

this guy
this fella right
here

is the mustiest person on earth

MUSTY
must check
teccietone right there
"is he serioulsy a master musty kinnie"
"yeah.. kinda musty.. kinda leave him dead alone in a ditch and wait for the rats to eat his face off.. kinda musty..."
by mortenkinniesurvivor January 11, 2022
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arthe_myst

THE SWEETEST PERSON YOULL EVER MEET and an amazing mutual!
arthe_myst's comments always make me smile so much
by lesbiansforstudioghibli February 16, 2022
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The Mysteries Of KT

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out
by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022
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