Massapequa

A town that is very nice for the most part. The most scumiest area is between south of sunrise and north of merrick road where the houses are falling apart and are dirty. Theese kids definetly don't have a bmw or a nice newly built modeled house like the kids south of merrick rd and north of sunrise highway.

Massapequa is pretty gross north of merrick road

by Jenna P November 10, 2007

Newton Massachusetts

newton is a city which borders brookline. Brookline is better in newton. newton is snobby.

Let's go to Newton Massachusetts and have a gay time.

by alex koz October 17, 2006

Massage Chain

3 or more people arranged in a line with each person giving the next in line a shoulder rub.

On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain

by Portland LMT July 14, 2011

message bomber

Someone who sends message after message, without a reply from the recipient. Resulting in numerous consecutive messages.

They sent me a shit load Of messages before I got to reply, they're such a message bomber

by Narf97 August 16, 2015

voice massage

1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.

2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.

Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?

by Megapussi December 19, 2008

Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

This is my final message. Good bye

*disappears*

This is my final message. Good bye. *dooleoddleoo thing plays*

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019