Shadowcasting Muskedunder

Extended version of muskedunder:
A privileged way to identify an enormous individual in terms of bodyfat. So large that the individual casts a large shadow over everything in its proximity.

**Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolls by in his electric wheelchair**

Some other dude to his friend:
"Damn! It got really dark so quickly. Is it an ongoing solar eclipse at the moment?"
"Nah man! Look. It's gotta be that Shadowcasting Muskedunder rolling by."

by This Guy Is Him March 11, 2026

Oregon Musket

When a friend loads a straw or rolled up dollar bill with cocaine and proceeds to blow it up a friend's nose.

His nose was stuffed up, so his friend gave him an Oregon Musket.

by TheMuscle April 5, 2026

Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.

John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.

by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025

Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)

Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.

by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025

Elon musk

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.

'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'

by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025

Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.

1: Oh yeah Elon Musk Handkerchief me...
2: ok

by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025