Maserati Farts

The noise the exhaust of a Maserati Ghibli makes during gear changes while driving aggressively and using the paddle shifters.

Dave, did you hear that? Your Maserati is farting. Maserati Farts son….

by JeanClaudeTransAm January 11, 2025

Miseryslop

Describes a low effort, emotionally draining, extremely pessimist piece of media, where characters have the worst outcomes imaginable causing them unintelligible anguish, with no other purpose but to cause suffering with no internal depth.

Arturo : I really like Goodnight PunPun the characters are really well written.

Julichud : Erm isn’t that miseryslop?

Arturo : No, silly baka. The characters actually have depth, this isnt Hot Gimmick.

Julichud : Oh you right my bad young bull.

by evilmana January 31, 2026

Modern Slavery Rationalization

The use of legalistic loopholes, cultural relativism, or economic arguments to defend exploitative labor practices (prison labor, debt bondage, abusive migrant worker contracts). It claims these systems are "voluntary" contracts, "cultural norms," or necessary for competitiveness, sanitizing coercion with the language of choice and law.

Example: Defending a corporation's use of prison labor by saying, "It teaches skills and reduces recidivism," while ignoring the perverse incentive to incarcerate and the sub-poverty wages. The modern slavery rationalization rebrands forced, uncompensated labor as rehabilitation and a bargain for taxpayers.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Moderation

Word:
Moderation
Definition: "To delay the inevitable"
The strategic act of stalling or mitigating a process simply to delay an inevitable outcome. It is the illusion of control applied to an unstoppable force.

"He told the board he was practicing moderation with the budget, but everyone knew he was just trying to delay the inevitable bankruptcy.”

by Solovino February 26, 2026

Modern Paint

Modern Paint: A fresh update applied to an existing product—whether it’s a design, label, or branding—giving it a new identity while repurposing the old concept.

Example: The FIFA video game series, which each year just adds a new date, minor tweaks, yet it’s essentially the same game.

Lee: Bruv, I can't wait for GTA 6, it's going to be sick!

Frank: Bruv, it's just the same old game, LOL. They just added a bit of modern paint.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese March 2, 2026

Mobergerism

A term derived from the works of Victor Moberger (particularly "Pseudoscience, Pseudoscience, and Bullshit" and "Truth about Objective Truths") describing a specific form of Objectivity Bias and Objective Hyperrealism where disagreement is managed through taxonomic dismissal rather than substantive engagement. The Mobergerite doesn't simply disagree with positions they find problematic—they categorize them as "pseudoscience," "pseudophilosophy," "bullshit," or related terms, thereby placing them outside the bounds of legitimate discourse without needing to address their actual content. It's a rhetorical strategy that uses the language of objectivity and scientific rigor to police the boundaries of acceptable thought while exempting itself from similar scrutiny. The Mobergerite occupies the position of the gatekeeper, armed with taxonomic categories that function as weapons rather than analytical tools.

Example: "He didn't engage with a single argument in the paper—he just declared it 'pseudophilosophy' and moved on. Classic Mobergerism: winning the debate by declaring the opponent wasn't really playing."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Modern Whore

One who thinks she's not a whore by having an account on Onlyfans or other similar sites.

At least I'm not a modern whore who has to pay taxes.

by Fakk0ff1337 March 17, 2026