Angel of the Morning

A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.

Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"

Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."

Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"

Mitch: "Quite."

Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."

by rondefebo November 29, 2011

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merfin

someone who is tweaking on meth, or seems to be tweaking on meth, or just looks any sorts of sketchy

There is this guy sitting behind a bush at that park watching people; that dude's merfin.

Kellin Quinn advocates merfin awareness because no one likes a merf.

by WoahMyNo September 7, 2012

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Good Mythical Morning

A shitty show made by two somehow-famous dickheads where they talk for 20 minutes which is extremely boring. They don't deserve their fame and it's annoying when people say they're great when all they do is ramble in un-interesting videos

what's good mythical morning? a boring show that people like for some reason

by thatpenguinguy April 8, 2015

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morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

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