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Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez was born on April 28, 1995. She is an amazing singer/songwriter, and very talented. She has around 40 tattoos, and she has 2 full albums. Mel has also starred in and directed music videos and a movie called k-12. Melanie's fans call themselves crybabies (like the character crybaby) but she says that she sees each and every fan as an individual. Melanie's songs are great because she talks about topics that not many other artists talk about. All of her songs and music videos tell a story if watched/listened to in the right order. I suggest starting from the beginning. Melanie can fit a Swedish fish in the gap of her teeth. She is very sweet and kind to her fans and can sing very well with or without autotune. Check her out and follow her on social media for any updates!
"Melanie Martinez is so pretty and talented!"
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pull a martijn

Throwing up as a consequence of smoking too much weed
Last night i smoked so much it made me pull a martijn
by definitelynothidde October 19, 2017
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martin bryant

a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35

since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.
varginia tech<martin bryant< woo bum-kon
by FSDGADSGVQDSGAS January 24, 2010
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Martina

A girl who farts and likes dogs.
Oh, Martina, here's a fart for you!
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Martin Luther King Jr. Day

A Monday holiday where men and women of all color, race and creed can celebrate a great man's life and struggle for equality, civil rights for minorities and the destruction of segregation, together.
Black guy - Yeah three day weekend! What are you doing on Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

White guy - Snowboarding, see ya Tuesday.
by Flipyoutoo March 4, 2009
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Martin

Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Have you seen Martin today he is a complete dick!
by Clint July 28, 2015
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martinez

any period of sexual intercourse lasting five minutes or less
"so, Bob, what did you do last night?"
"well, Vanessa and I did not have time for full intercourse so we just had a martinez instead."
by aleecea July 5, 2009
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