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Dirty martini

When you go to a bar and ask for a dirty martini, the bartender makes it. She then proceeds to finger herself, then stir your drink with her finger.
Man: can I get a martini
Bartender: sure Hun, you want it dirty?
Man2: she just offered you a dirty Martini bro!
by SoCalwhiteboy91 June 20, 2016
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Dirty Martini

When a girl gets a bottle of grey goose and sticks the end up her vagina then does a hand stand to get it all in there....thats what you call a dirty martini
That chick just made a dirty martini with her own mixes.
by shakeitlilmomma June 15, 2009
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martina

a girl who fucks a guy in the bathroom at a rookie party.
a person who acts like a complete retard for attention.
guy: wow just look at that martina !
girl:what a slut.. she just wants attention!
guy:i heard she had sex in the bathoom with that brendyn guy
girl: wowwww
by Boo.YOU WHORE! December 9, 2008
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martine

definition of a thot. the ultimate hoe. no mercy hoe.
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Martinez twins

Person 1: do you know the Martinez twins?
Peroson 2: aren't they those twins who try to hard to be the Dolan twins?
by Dolfvx July 19, 2018
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billy martin

The lead guitarist for the girl pop band Shitty Charlotte. He sucks at playing guitar and looks like a skeleton. You preppu teeenage girls really need to shut the fuck up because playing 2 power chords is not talent, and he does not look "OMFGZ SUPEAR HOTZ". For talented guitarists, listen to bands like Children of Bodom and Lamb of God.
I hate Billy Martin and all the preppy teenage girls/teenyboppers who go around in groups talking about how "OMFGZ.GNJK SUPER HOTZ" he is. He has no talent, and he looks like a walking skeleton.
by Chelsea Elsendor August 28, 2005
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Martini

an alchoholic irish heavy metal comedy badass with split personality disorder
in the departed matt damon was a total martini in the departed
by MARTINI P June 5, 2009
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