metrosexual

Lets put this in a very simple but absolutley correct form
A Metrosexual is simply a guy with good taste
And knows about the good life.

David Becham, Bradd Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Mike Tyson, Gotti Brothers are all metrosexuals

by JordanV December 20, 2006

Metrosexual

A straight man who's prefers wine to beer, dressing well to looking like a slob, art, good film, music, and literature to football and action movies. They tend to be well mannered and good cooks. Metrosexuals are also affiliated with the liberal side of the political spectrum. They often reside in urban environments. Some may be extremely girly and frivolous while others maybe more toned down. They are often mistaken for being gay, however they are all extremely confident in their straightness. Many women want a metrosexual, however many prefere a "real" man. However, metros aren't any less tough and can be extremely resilliant to internal and external difficulties. They aren't concerned when someone calls them gay. Most metro's aren't (well dressed) arrogant douchebag's either, that applies to some other category. Corporate asshole maybe? Metrosexuallity doesn't mean expensive designer clothes, just a good overall fashion sense. A negative trait found in many metros is being picky (I'm a big offender). Another negative is that some of this group are a little to obsessed with their appearance and hygiene they can have low self esteem if they feel they don't look right.

Metrosexual men know what they like, in all area's. They aren't gay. Believe me, I am one, I love me some sexy ladies in a beautiful room, in a gorgeous building.

"That guy has style, I hope he's straight," says woman to gay friend.
"But he dresses gay," the gay friend says.
"I'll go find out," she states, walking to the bar where the man is drinking a glass of wine.
"Are you gay, or in a relationship?" She asks
"No, I'm a very single, metrosexual man," The man says.

by TheFreeRunner June 12, 2013

metrosexual

A sophiticated staright man who cares about how he smells and whats in style. Some people may think metrosexual men to be gay as a first impression but later find out hes straight. Metrosexual men keep up with whats in stlyle, and if i were to ask a metrosexual "is giorgio armani's spring line cool?" they could confidently say yes. In the show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy the goal is to make a guy who is 'too' straight into a metro sexual. They may have some female influence in their style, but its more of things that are in style.

P. Diddy, Jay-Z, Pharell, Will Smith, and Justin Timberlake are good examples of metrosexual men.

by SoFreshAndSoClean February 7, 2004

metrosexual

An urban gentleman with an avid interest in foreign films, fine wine, organic cooking,
interior decoration, designer clothing, scented hand lotion, premium hair products, manicures, pedicures, poodle grooming, and — perhaps most importantly — pussy.

I tried to exchange fashion tips with the metrosexual, but it was hard, because my brother wouldn't stop flirting with him.

by kumaki April 7, 2004

mecrob

process of somebody giving birth to themselves before they're born.

because of the kreplac in his thelly, naplam was able to give birth to himself when he was 10 months premature

by drgroom December 23, 2004

meron

The slang term used for unstable meth addict that lives in downtown dirty doorways askin for spare underwear.

Also, the slang term for moron.

That kid in our marketing class is such a Meron!

by Annonymous Mofo December 3, 2007

metroPCS

A cheap cellphone service for metrosexuals. It's based on the crappy and monopolistic CDMA technology because a metrosexual is too stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.

Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and monopolistic CDMA technology, how could anyone be stupid enough to actually use them. They don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?

by iBoy2G August 19, 2010