Martined

When something is damaged or broken beyond repair.

The term is derived after a guy called Martin over zealously broke another guys gate and it was posted on the little known social media platform Facebook.

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Ahh he just completely Martined the gate.

This car won't start, it's Martined up

by anonymous October 3, 2021

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Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

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Jenna Martins

The most beautiful, kind, pure girl. Jenna is so funny and sweet, and never fails to put a smile on others faces. Her voice lights up so many people. Boys look at Jenna and want to just cuddle and just say how much they love her. Sometimes a little more than that… but seriously, this girl truly is stunning. From her long, silky brown hair, to her adorable black converse high tops. Jenna is just hilarious, and knows how to brighten up someones day. Her dark brown eyes are just something to get lost in. Jenna is so different from other girls, it makes hearts burst. Jenna Martins truly is special.

“Bro did you see Jenna today”

“Jenna Martins?”
“Oh my god yes dude, she’s literally the girl of my dreams.”

by bbro226 October 6, 2021

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Dwayne Martin

A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.

“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”

by Daddy Dylan🧴 October 19, 2021

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