beta male

callmecarson

callmecarson is a beta male

by jawsh is afraid of FNAF October 24, 2019

Alpha male

The Alpha male is memeulous

Girls:OMG it's the Alpha male memeulous *faints*

by Dirty Reese April 20, 2020

maleah

1) (adj.) a person with many abnormalities

2) (noun) an awesome friend

1) OMG! did you just see that maleah girl? she was going to the bathroom on those bleachers and she has a strong hand, prosthetic feet, and her maleah teacher has a special eye!!!

2) maleah is such an awesome friend and if you don't have a maleah for a friend then you are missing out BIG TIME. she's also really fashionable and nice. and she has pretty hair. and she smells good?

by smidge February 12, 2005

Sigma Male

An elaborate, long-term, 4D chess game to make a Ligma joke on a national scale.

At a Sigma Male convention:

"What are we?"
"Sigma"
"Sigma balls"

by Gargalon March 7, 2021

maplestory

worse than drugs addictive game where you kill monsters, bosses get equips skills ect...

sins are teh ksz0rz

Bob:if its that addictive why do u play maplestory?
xxxaznnaruto1337xxx:because we can and its free

by tacobender January 30, 2008

Sigma male

Someone whose entire personality and self esteem revolves around calling themselves a sigma male. Generally, said individuals do not have many real friends, yet believe themselves to be popular. Often they compare themselves to wolves, as they use terminology used to describe wolfpack hierarchy. No one tell them that sigma is lower than beta in the greek alphabet, or the beta male in a pack was the second most badass wolf as this will fry their cashew-sized brains.

Chris: “I’m a sigma male you beta!”
Normal person: “bro no one cares about your wolf pack bullshit.”

by The Bean Merchant December 31, 2021

male ovaries

Exposed when a human male is struck with great force in the testicles, the male ovaries are the epicenters of pain located where a female's ovaries would be. The discovery of these mysterious parts may be accompanied by dry heaving since you just got your nuts slammed by a fist, ball or other hard object.

I got a punch to the junk so hard it hurt my male ovaries

by DMoriarty12 September 28, 2006