When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024
Get the Inappropriate loggingmug. A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
by Echonacea February 2, 2021
Get the LOGmug. The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.
Related to: snow on a log
Related to: snow on a log
What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
Get the Dirty snow on a logmug. Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
by Kindgenius September 6, 2020
Get the Rot Logmug. v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.
Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011
Get the Log Jostlingmug. In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Loggingmug. When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
Get the Lincoln logsmug.