by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018
In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 23, 2014
The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
by Bump on a log July 26, 2022
Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you
(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
by Blazingscout April 10, 2014
by Prangutan January 17, 2021