Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log
by Yoshi10116 May 19, 2018
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?
by Fireofury October 23, 2014
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Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
by Bump on a log July 26, 2022
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ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you
(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
by Blazingscout April 10, 2014
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Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.
Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker
by Prangutan January 17, 2021
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