land of the free and the home of the brave

United States, where we stand together, and fight together. And deep fry twinsies. 'Murica

"Dude we live in the land of the free and the home of the brave?"
"That's rad!!!"

by Betty554584 September 16, 2013

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The Land Of Nar-Nar

The magical land you visit when you are high or when you have so much sex all your limbs are numb

Jessica: Where have you been Tim?

Tim: I have been in The Land of Nar-Nar

by Devin450 June 13, 2008

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Lily livered land lover

Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.

Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!

by thedzone October 14, 2009

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Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

by beriberry June 06, 2011

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2-Ply Landing Strip

Practice by which a male during masturbation pulls a length of toilet paper from the roll just before the point of ejaculation without tearing off the piece, thereby creating a "landing strip" for his semen to land on.

"The other day I tried to make a 2-Ply Landing Strip, but I over shot and my boys crashed into the wall."

by Tyranosaurus R. December 19, 2011

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