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Kyle Broflovski

*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski (surname also spelled Brofloski, Brosloski, Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Brovloski, Broflofski) is one of the 4 main characters on South Park. Kyle is best friends with Stan Marsh, and has a decent relationship with pretty much everyone else. His relationship with Eric Cartman can be pretty rough at times, though there have been positive moments between the two. Kyle is one of only 4 Jewish people in town, along with his younger brother, Ike, adopted from the amazing country of Canada, his father, Gerald, a lawyer, and his mother, Sheila, who’s mostly a stay-at-home wife. Kyle wears a lime green and dark green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that some Russians wore when the Soviet Union was around,) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and lime green mittens. Kyle is approximately 3 and a half feet tall, and weighs 83 pounds.
Stan Marsh: Oh my God, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski: You bastards!
by BidenSucks September 28, 2021
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Kyle schultz

Was the best boyfriend in the world, always knew how to make me smile and feel better. untill school started. and now things have never and will never be the same.
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by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
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Kyle Browning

The singer of Drop Dead Gorgeous that is totally amazing and the sweetest dude in the universe. He's not a snobby rockstar that looks pissy when you ask for a picture or an autograph. He's the kinda guy that will randomly come up and hug you and ask YOU for a picture and autograph, even though he's the famous one. Your life is not complete until you meet this amazing man.
Kyle Browning is crazy cool!
Is that Kyle Browning? I hear he gives the most amazing hugs in the world!
by Trent Holliday March 1, 2009
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Talking Kyle

When someone is spraffing something completely shite and nothing to do with your current subject.
Guy1 : I stole a 2 litres bottle of juice in my trousers

Guy2 : Nah mate, your talking kyle
by Jambohmfc May 17, 2009
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Kyle HD

One of the greatest webcasts EVER hosted by the one and only Kyle. Everyone loves him and his awesomeness. =
"Dude! Did you see Kyle Hd yesterday? it ROCKED!!"
by Decodex January 16, 2009
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Kyle AIDs

Full blown AIDS that is highly contagious. It is typically transmitted through non-physical interaction with Kyle. Commonly transmitted through interaction over the internet or by simply looking at Kyle.

Symptoms include Gonoherpasyphilabies; diarrhea; bleeding eyeballs; open pus-oozing sores all over the body, in particular on the tongue; shingles; fever; shivering; testicles exploding; and passing massive kidney stones.
I entered a chat room yesterday and WHAM! I got Kyle AIDs.

My douchebag friend showed me a picture of Kyle and now I have Kyle AIDs.
by RagingOrgyNuns December 13, 2008
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kyles mom

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch
dude shes totaly kyles mom.
by justalovemachin January 7, 2008
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