Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Kentucky Standoff

When your next door neighbor decides he wants to leaf blow at 10:46 at night, in the rain. So you jump on the KTM 125 and start ripping through your yard to prove a point. Raise and praise

“Those fuckers are on a Kentucky Standoff again.”

by Loubacaa June 8, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

kentucky fried dicken

When you use deep fry oil as lube in the Asshole

Man I gave Janet a Kentucky fried dicken last night

by Kentucky fried dicker May 31, 2018

Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.

Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.

by DurtySouf June 7, 2018

Kentucky Bunker Buster

When you penetrate a woman through the pubic symphysis rather than through the vagina, creating a new hole through which the woman can have sex with.

Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?

Yeah, I did a Kentucky Bunker Buster with her, so much better than normal sex.

by younghawks81 May 2, 2018

Kentucky Waterfall

When you give a girl an enema with Kentucky bourbon (preferably Jim beam) and have her shit it back out of her ass on to your face and or torso.

Hey did you hear how Jamie Lynn gave Cletus a Kentucky waterfall last night? They sure know how to party.

by Silverdick May 2, 2018