St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

by yeetuz May 20, 2019

John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006

John Grosbar

one of the most famous but unknown characters in seinfeld history. From the airport episode, he is Kramer's roommate from 20 years ago that still owes him 240 dollars from rent. He was last seen headed on a flight form JFK.

"Listen to the bell Grosbar it tolls for thee"

by Shickadance March 26, 2005

john mcfail

The losing candidate of the 2008 election. Originally named John McCain until his concession speech in which he says "the failure is mine, not yours" He pretty much sets himself up for this one.

John Mcfail. maybe next time.

by McFailure March 19, 2009

John Bindon

Slang name for a penis

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon

by John Bindon May 23, 2009

John Rodriguez

Bad Ass MoFo born in BA, Argentina. can't stay in one place for too long. loves you more than you might love him. musician/cyclist/skater/smoker. if you've met him, consider yourself lucky, cause he's always gone before you know it.

"i saw John Rodriguez the other day... i love that guy."

by fanatttttic February 4, 2010

John Nutt

defines one who is purely awesome at nearly everything he attempts.
You either love him or hate him due to jealousy.

Kid: Man, Matt is such a John Nutt
Other: I was just thinking that!
Kid: We should see if he wants to hang out later
Other: totally!

by Adam Reece September 15, 2010