4th of july

Interdependence Day!

It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.

Sieg Heil Comrades!

Hail Santa!

Hail Marx!

Hail Stalin!

by Freedom ...pfft...that shit don't fuckin exist! April 6, 2005

July 2nd

anyone who was born on this day usually has a great sense of humor. is a moron, but is very loyal to his family

oh its his birthday...

July 2nd is ruined

by hh275 December 26, 2019

July 16th

the day two teenagers fell in love.

(usually named ell and molly)

*july 16th 2020*
“will you go out with me?” molly asked

“:0...i-...yes.” ell replied

“i love you molly.”
“i love you too, so much.”

by peanug November 15, 2020

July 18th

July 18th is national “send boobs” day.

I’m so happy it’s July 18th, I love boobs!

by Joking rocket July 17, 2021

July 18th

July 18th is national “send nudes” day.

Oh boy do I love July 18th !

by Joking rocket July 17, 2021

july 21

creampie with ur fav guy friend, a day where even if you have a bf or gf ur fav guy best friend gets to creampie you
is ur bed a one person bed? well now it can fit two if ones on top of the other

gf :"hey babe its july 21st"
bf: "oh okay, so youll be with nick right?"

by Dat One Friend July 20, 2021

July 20

Have sex if you haven’t had it in a while day!

Claire, Are you excited for July 20 hottie?

by anonymous July 20, 2021