July 1

National Sex day.

Go out and have sex with the person(s) you love! Or with a stranger?

Girl: guess what day it is *smirk*

Guy: July 1st!

Girl: get over here!

by Bobjoe7789 June 18, 2022

Just Jerk July

A whole month dedicated to a man's favorite pass time

Add a twist by just jerking to justin bieber

Guy 1: Hey man how's Just Jerk July
Guy 2: I burnt my meat worse than a roasted chicken

by Pussyman42069 December 2, 2018

29th of July

The date of my birth :D

Fun fact: 29th of July is a date

Fun fact : 29th of July is tigers international day too

by Lolo12345wdd July 2, 2021

January February March April May June July August September October November December

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021

July 2nd

The day disappointments were born.
July 2nd, the day your parents Regretted

Yo You were born on July 2nd yo disappointment!!!

by LilCum October 17, 2019

Fourth of July

A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.

Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!

by Miss Kittie July 5, 2008

July 31

Nico mawini's birthday, happy bday makina!!

+Dude, do you know what day it is?
-Yeah, july 31, why?
+ Its mawini's bday man
-Loool thats awesome, lets celebrate

by Ferrosa July 30, 2019