a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being
Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend
by sno0ze November 22, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. To use a female for his own sexual needs while he keeps his spouse/partner secluded from society at home
by Cantouchtis January 5, 2018
Get the Jason Downmug. Jason is a very closed off person although he is a social butterfly. Hes mates with a lot of people and gets along with almost everyone but he only lets some people in because he does get scared eventhough he hides it. If your close with someone called Jason dont take him for granted hes one of the most Loyal and nice Lads youll ever meet!
Girl1: Can we meet up with Jason
Girl2: Sure why not
Girl1: I love him
Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit
Girl2: Sure why not
Girl1: I love him
Guy1: Hes sorted
Girl2: He is always out and shit
by DionnePhoenix March 17, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. A Hyperbolic, yet sadly real, escalation of the original Streisand Effect, where relentless and disproportionate attempts to suppress, deny, or draw attention to a trivial or non-issue that not only fails but catastrophically backfires. Repeatedly.
Key components include:
1) Compounding Backfire
2) Self-Destructive Persistence
3) Total Reputation Collapse
4) Terminal Irony
1) Compounding Backfire-
Unlike the classic Streisand Effect where suppression attempts once amplify attention, the Jason-Streisand Effect involves multiple rounds of doubling (or sextupling) down, each time worsening the backlash exponentially.
2) Self-Destructive Persistence-
The Streisand-er refuses to course-correct, despite pleas and obvious chances to do so, instead escalating their efforts (Legal threats, Public denials, or aggressive PR moves) despite clear signs of mounting damage.
3) Total Reputation Collapse-
What started as a minor issue or even a misunderstanding or mistake snowballs into universal condemnation, turning even neutral observers into detractors.
4) Terminal Irony-
The harder the Streisand-er fights, the more absurd and meme-worthy their efforts become, fueling further ridicule and scrutiny.
Key components include:
1) Compounding Backfire
2) Self-Destructive Persistence
3) Total Reputation Collapse
4) Terminal Irony
1) Compounding Backfire-
Unlike the classic Streisand Effect where suppression attempts once amplify attention, the Jason-Streisand Effect involves multiple rounds of doubling (or sextupling) down, each time worsening the backlash exponentially.
2) Self-Destructive Persistence-
The Streisand-er refuses to course-correct, despite pleas and obvious chances to do so, instead escalating their efforts (Legal threats, Public denials, or aggressive PR moves) despite clear signs of mounting damage.
3) Total Reputation Collapse-
What started as a minor issue or even a misunderstanding or mistake snowballs into universal condemnation, turning even neutral observers into detractors.
4) Terminal Irony-
The harder the Streisand-er fights, the more absurd and meme-worthy their efforts become, fueling further ridicule and scrutiny.
Person 1: "What's going on with the Pirate Software Drama?"
Person 2: "After getting caught lying about his raid skills, Pirate Software pulled The Jason-Streisand Effect —deleting VODs, blaming his party, gaslighting his fanbase, and ranting on stream until even his fans called him a fraud."
Person 2: "After getting caught lying about his raid skills, Pirate Software pulled The Jason-Streisand Effect —deleting VODs, blaming his party, gaslighting his fanbase, and ranting on stream until even his fans called him a fraud."
by Deja Who? August 13, 2025
Get the The Jason-Streisand Effectmug. by Howie stark February 12, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. by QueenKaran November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
Get the Jasonmug.