jp

acronym for just playing

"i hate ur hair"

"for real??'

"nah, jp. its cute/"

by yooooitsmeee December 6, 2023

Jpt

Jpt is a shorter term for "Just pretend"

Person 1 - Jpt I'm a ghost!
Person 2 - haha that's funny

by Evilchansey December 13, 2023

Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024

jpfejpwefjpewfjpohgrrnlnkl

when im bored so i spam shit on the keyboardndnjf

cuh 1: hey i like this

cuh 2: jpfejpwefjpewfjpohgrrnlnkl

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 12, 2024

jpm

How to pronounce: jae-pee-em

def: (noun) jokes per minute

- how to measure a good night

ex 1: Wow! The jpm last night was at 50! You missed out!

ex 2:
Person 1: How was the trip?
Person 2: Jpm was at 8 bro. :(
Person 1: Cool. Glad I stayed home.

by Zambales & Co February 10, 2024

Jp

that act of peeing, turning into juan pablo, acting like juan pablo, cumming, etc.

IM JPING!

by miekskksjekk March 11, 2024