Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.
“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”
“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”
by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023
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Get the jpfejpwefjpewfjpohgrrnlnkl mug.JPD, or "Jumps Per Day," is a concept created by influencer Jake Hutchinson, who believes jumping into any body of water is the key to better health. Whether it's a lake, river, or your neighbor's pool—if it’s wet, you’re in! Why? Because apparently, it's "good for you," and who are we to argue with science (or Jake)?.
To figure out your weekly JPD average, just count up all your jumps and divide by 7. It's that simple. Now get you numbers up!
Jump in the water this week, it’s good for ya!
To figure out your weekly JPD average, just count up all your jumps and divide by 7. It's that simple. Now get you numbers up!
Jump in the water this week, it’s good for ya!
by Lumutrix October 2, 2024
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ex 1: Wow! The jpm last night was at 50! You missed out!
ex 2:
Person 1: How was the trip?
Person 2: Jpm was at 8 bro. :(
Person 1: Cool. Glad I stayed home.
ex 2:
Person 1: How was the trip?
Person 2: Jpm was at 8 bro. :(
Person 1: Cool. Glad I stayed home.
by Zambales & Co February 10, 2024
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