Swag in a Bag

A phrase that describes an awesome situation or incident.

"Went to a party with free beer, got wasted and partied all night long! Swag in a Bag!"

"Accidently ran into a nude beach filled with hot people! Swag in a Bag!"

"Got a flat tire in front of a tire store! Swag in a Bag!"

"Walking in the park , found a lighter, it worked! Swag in a Bag!"

by stubbzz November 28, 2013

Bullshit in a Box

Bullshit of epic proportions.

Timmy: Mom, my teacher deducted points from my grade for using red pen!!

Mom: Well, that's just a bunch of bullshit in a box.

by leoflat October 10, 2014

Oasis in a Desert of Shit

One or a few good things in a place filled with shitty things.

I went to the store to buy a Led Zeppelin CD, which was an Oasis in a Desert of Shit, as it was surrounded with Justin Bieber CDs.

by rn10950 May 9, 2015

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

stew in a thermos

10 bald men having an orgy in a sauna.

I accidentally walked into a stew in a thermos.

by Kavricious June 20, 2016

Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.

Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!

by imhypershadow April 5, 2017

once in a blue

Shortened version of"Once in a Blue Moon"

I travel there once in a blue

by Vista2Fit December 2, 2017