Pumping iron

Having vaginal sex while partner is on period.

I was pumping iron with Irene while she was on her menstrual cycle.

by Jdizza January 22, 2023

Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

Aaron earned an iron urn

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

by 88177287 November 5, 2023

Forged In Iron

A subset of the Ironman player base in hypixel skyblock, often known for their extremely racist and offensive personalities, and trying to be “edgy.” Originally started by Bonkulous, this guild quickly turned into a shithole of racism and prejudice. Going from a mildly welcoming community to a congregation of self proclaimed “edge lords”

Woah did you know that guy is from Forged in Iron?
Holy shit, no wonder he’s such a dickhead!

by FunnyMogus November 15, 2023

Forgot the Iron Fleet

To overlook an obvious, easily foreseeable or predictable consequence of one’s actions.

“He decided to carjack a guy in a parking lot with tire shredders that he stepped over when he walked in.”
”Oh … he really forgot the Iron Fleet.”

by Smartnership November 18, 2023

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

by Desean Strick December 19, 2023