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Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion

The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.
I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!
by Rtb31 July 21, 2022
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Human Wrongs

Human Wrongs are imoral ideas or actions for certain standards of human behaviour that effect international law.
My human wrongs permit me steal shit and break stuff.
by Quinnfinity August 4, 2022
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Human Spit Cup

The act of performing cunniligus while also having a dip or chaw in.
I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
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Human trash

Everyone that gangstalks ppl with the pigs and us government who are also trash. There all trash. America is trash. Especially Colorado Springs and Denver. F*** that trash. Weirdo pu**y loser. Stomp the s*** out and leave them on the street like s***.
Everyone is gangstalking me with the pigs. There all human trash.
by TI Satan November 23, 2022
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Humanising Data

The premise that charts, tables and graphs are inhumane and the proposition that visualisation systems immerse you in the data in such a way that you can process charts, tables and graphs subconsciously.
Marketing Manager walking to a WIP (work-in-progress) meeting "Oh no, not another meeting pouring over slabs of paper filled with Excel tables and pie charts". Data scientist walking alongside: "Don't worry, we've moved all the reporting into a Humanising Data visualisation system, I think you'll find it very easy to find the data points you're looking for. Manager as they both walk in the meeting room door, looking at the three newly installed large format touch-screens: "Oooh, this is nice".
by CompSciFutures January 12, 2023
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Human swim cap

When a man lowers his head and the women opens her labia flaps to resemble a swim cap going over someone’s head.
Bert: “So how was your night last night with Gertrude?”
Ernie: “It was good she let me give her the good ole human swim cap!”
by Shaggin waggin February 4, 2023
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Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
by balltickler69 February 7, 2023
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