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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Hogging

To show toms penis, usually sent through a text or fax to someone unexpectedly to cause a euphoric response
I ate dinner then layed around hogging people all night. If it wasn’t for that hogging I received the other day i never would of got a chance to see toms veiny hog.
by Hogsy normis August 4, 2023
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hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.
last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.
by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007
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hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
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Hog Auger

Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
Man my hog auger hurts a ton today. I was out humping fat chicks all night and i bet i won.
by firebill July 14, 2011
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xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.
When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.
by zombieman132 October 18, 2013
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Truffle Hog

Someone who only goes on dates to get a free meal.
Dude, Ashley is definitely a truffle hog. We go out to eat at the most expensive places, she never offers to Dutch treat, and she never wants to hangout outside of going out to eat.
by spoofsupreme February 2, 2021
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