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car hipster

CAR HIPSTER... noun.... a person who owns a japanese car, dreams of going to japan. a car hipster usually owns a DSL-R camera (or atleast 3 of his friends do) and often takes "artistic photos" of his car. said car hipster may also engage in japan ass-sucking events such as JDMST monthly meets held at chinese owned and staffed "japanese" pubs in their failed cities in america and australia.
justin: hey guys see that new fixie store in sydney westfield? i went and taken photos of the shop on my friends DSL-R.

person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
by meowmixmeowmix December 4, 2010
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Metro Hipster

A combination of the "Metro-sexual" style and the "Hipster" style.
Dude, Joe is a total "Metro Hipster." He's got those Ray Bans AND and Armani shirt on!
by zer64 January 10, 2012
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hipster tribe

Urban webzine, dedicated to the worlwide hipster community. Lifestyle, Art, Music, Fashion, Finest Bars and Clubs around the world, are the main subjects. A simple Network only for Hipsters, willing to be socially plugged all the time.
Hipster tribe Network : Paris, Nice, Los Angels, Berlin, Munich, New York, Dubrovnik, London, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Miami, Tokyo, Barcelona and Copenhagen.
by Clare Ward October 21, 2011
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hipster poop

When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.

hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
by thatoneguy2938 December 28, 2011
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hipster tuxedo

black high-top Converse.
BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!
by HelenHar March 31, 2008
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hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...
hah hah...
by stopher October 27, 2003
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Hipster Hippie

A hipster hippie is too chill to want something on the first day, but will get it the second day because it's cool.
The Hipster Hippie really wanted to see Juno, but couldn't be bothered to brave the lines to see it on the first day.
by HopelessSavage May 4, 2009
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