A new high school in the bubble. Where all the rich Asians whine about getting 99% in AP Calc and where all the flat tube top wearing hoes take APUSH. Kids there think that they're getto and better than the rest of the kids in Irvine. Let's be fr, the worst thing they've done is probably puff once. I bet it was watermelon too. The freshman and sophomore guys ALWAYS go for the 7-8th grade girls that go to a neighboring middle school. That leaves the underclassmen thots all lonely, doesn't it? Don't worry, they have the seniors and the UCI boys to fuck wit. PHS thinks their football team is the shit, even though most games only the try-hard to fit in Asians and the middle schoolers show up. Everyones toxic and a girl losing her virginity is considered a felony at the school. The teachers are old farts that yell at you for saying ok boomer and the school is so unprotected that anyone could walk on campus at any given time and shoot the whole thing down. But hey this is Irvine we're talking about. Our curfew is 8:30 and the cops that do nothing but patrol the parks with their fucking rich poodles. If they see you out (like throwing away the garbage or sum shit) they finna take you down to the station. Back to PHS, the school is hell and its basically prison in high school form.
Chad: You go to Portola High School right?
Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!
Cheong: Hell yea! Our school is so swag I saw a freshman vaping!
by bigphatasshole December 9, 2019
Get the Portola High Schoolmug. A high school in Lancaster, California that was built in 1995. The high school used to be fantastic at sports but then the 21st century came and fucked everything up for them. Now the only sports they're decent at are wrestling, tennis, and sometimes baseball. There colors are red, white, and blue (wow that's original) and they make their uniforms for their sports teams ugly as hell. Lancaster High School sucks balls.
Person 1: Hey did Lancaster High School win the football game against Quartz Hill High School?
Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0
Person 1: Wow they suck
Person 2: Ha! Are you kidding me? They lost 56 - 0
Person 1: Wow they suck
by Kered Nosliw December 4, 2011
Get the Lancaster High Schoolmug. Where all the druggies and sluts in the Mat-su valley go to school. Having sex or even being around the skanks that walk those halls will result in a variety of STD's. They have shitty everything for sports. their principal is really cool but other than that the only positive thing is the aids on the toilet seats.
by Dean richardson February 13, 2012
Get the Wasilla high schoolmug. Where the large number of rich retarded drunkards become popular and a small group of elitist intellectual pot/cokeheads emerge and leave their mark.
by bettybong June 19, 2006
Get the nichols high schoolmug. Reservoir High School aka 'Resi' is located off of highway 29 in Fulton, MD. It's the second wealthiest high school in Howard County and is know for their students' wild house parties, constant drama, soccer team, snobby mean girls, and few wannabe rednecks. Their mascot is the Gator and is known to have a very diverse group of students.
Guy #1: "Dude you date that girl from Reservoir high school? They have the baddest girls"
Guy #2: "Yeah man she's a gator"
Guy #1: "I bet she's a freak bro"
Girl #1: "I think that kid goes to resi"
Girl #2: "I hate them, they're all bitchy there and they all think they're too good for everyone.
Girl #1: yeah that's true. Their soccer teams are amazing but everyone there is always in too much drama
Guy #2: "Yeah man she's a gator"
Guy #1: "I bet she's a freak bro"
Girl #1: "I think that kid goes to resi"
Girl #2: "I hate them, they're all bitchy there and they all think they're too good for everyone.
Girl #1: yeah that's true. Their soccer teams are amazing but everyone there is always in too much drama
by Jake auxworth November 2, 2013
Get the Reservoir High Schoolmug. a place where everyone acts like roadmen and a place where teachers talk about students behind their back. basically its a shit hole.
Random man: what school do you go to?
me: killara high school.
Random: oh that where that hot chick ms saliba works.
me: killara high school.
Random: oh that where that hot chick ms saliba works.
by chaveshayslut November 25, 2021
Get the killara high school.mug. girl "Good thing we go to Lyons township and not westmont high school"
boy "why"
girl "Because I heard Westmont high school is shaped like a penis"
boy "why"
girl "Because I heard Westmont high school is shaped like a penis"
by fuckdesniqqas August 5, 2011
Get the Westmont High Schoolmug.