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Persian handshake

When two individuals engage in joining hands, but as they do so they spread their fingers and one individual rotates their hand to a horizontal plane while the other keeps his or her hand vertical, resulting in a scissoring motion of the fingers. This act is seldom done in error. Its usage could connotate either a later scissoring rendezvous or membership in one of the many global scissoring sororities.
Person 1: "Did you see Mary and Sue do the Persian handshake when Sue came in?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think they're totally going to scissor later!"
by scissordome March 17, 2013
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Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)
Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.
by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012
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clammy hands

Common disorder found in ginger people which when they get nervous or emotionally aroused, their palms sweat and sometimes their hands go cold.
Ginger bob knew he was going to fail his maths test, so his clammy hands acted up again.
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mama-fake-hands

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"
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South Buffalo Handshake

The origin is hockey related. A situation where two individuals exchange opposite punches either simultaneously or in alternating succession.
After Bob and Steve were separated, they attended to their injuries after that South Buffalo handshake.
by AEPiFlippy December 5, 2010
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edward glizzy hands

When you tape 40 hotdogs to you hands and you cant take the tape off until you finish the hotdogs.
i almost shit myself yesterday playing a game of edward glizzy hands
by balldestroyer420lmao May 24, 2021
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Edward winey hands

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...
"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"
by halfbrick December 27, 2008
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