Haggenbopping

Masturbating inside of ones own feces and freezing it to simulate a haggen das ice cream cone.

I heard Timmy was haggenbopping all night long

by Zeppelin94 February 8, 2017

hagrat

An ugly,small, goblinlike creature

You're such a hagrat

Stop being a Hagrat

by wanker7530 February 26, 2017

Hagglepegging

Having sex whilst trying to resolve a mild dispute through negotiation. Can be described as slightly peeved off sex.

"Ron and Hermione were hagglepegging over how to destroy the last horcruxe"

by Mandem265 March 31, 2017

Hagiography

The science of holy farts.

I got my Masters degree in Hagiography.

by K0NG0 June 30, 2017

Haggot

The combination of faggot and hipster. Like that one dude that isnt masculine enough to really be a dude and acts like a bitch.

Did you hear about the new barista at starbucks? The one with gauges in his ears and multi colored hair, whose girlfriend puts makeup on him before pegging him, he's a total haggot. Hipster fag bitch douchefuck

by Cooterkick September 25, 2017

hagsack

An absolute moron. Someone that just can never get it right no matter how many times they try

Aaron you fucking hagsack. I told you to get vanilla ice cream not chocolate!

by Synthestamime January 17, 2018

Hags

A short way to say “have a great/good summer”

A common thing to right on a school year book is hags. “Hags Nick see you next year.”

by Swagmasterlb February 15, 2018