horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo October 26, 2007

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moo horse

1. synonym for cow esp for young kids

mommy, there's a moo horse in the field.

by kevin broder November 02, 2005

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horse slut

A woman whose face is so hideous that it reminds one of a horse and whose legs will spread open for virtually anyone. Horse sluts upset the balance of the space-time continuum. They should not be able to get laid, yet they do. They also generally make a lot of babies that end up in foster care. A horse slut should be avoided at all costs. You can generally find them in trailers or bars. Usually no one pays them attention until they've struck out with every other possible slut in the vicinity.

Person 1: "See that nasty worn-out looking woman over there? I totally tapped it."

Person 2: "Bro, you should never admit to tagging a horse slut. I hope you used a condom."

Person 1: "Of course I....wait...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

by AmandaHIVFactory February 06, 2013

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horse tickler

One who tickles horses as a means of making them laugh and/or become sexually aroused to then perform acts of beastiality.

Stop tickling that horse, you damn dirty horse tickler!!

by Lofty_B1 April 21, 2006

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Horse Relish

The most potent, tastiest, fatal strain of mariganjajuana smoke. The scent will make you decieve it for a horse right in front of you but yet it is green, chunky, and hairy just like relish.

I just went to pick up a sack and he had that new Horse Relish that everyone's been trippin about!

by SteamdRice November 21, 2013

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