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Nation Ford High School 

Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.
Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”
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dripping springs high school 

dripping springs high school is basically a trump rally on a daily basis we got red necks, hicks and cousin fuckers just west of austin. you think it wouldn’t be that bad, but you’re very wrong. the other side of people here are wanna be gangsters and all they care about is smokin weed, drinking and what party everyone’s going to this weekend. if you think you’re coming to a chill diverse school you are very wrong there’s about 5 black kids here and every bitch wants to start drama. DON’T MOVE HERE
chris: “i heard dripping springs high school kids will pay $20 for a gram”
blake: “holy shit dude let’s go sell to them”

Bedford High School 

The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.

Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:

-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)

-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.

-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.

-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.

-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.

Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.
Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?

Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.

nan chiau high school 

love u xiaozhang <3
super rowdy boys esp the sec 1s and 2s.. are u okay with gendered terms.. ok? boy shut the f up 😭
oddly good looking teachers. some.

upvote this ah i tell u pls we have no definitions
Have you seen the NCHS shake video on YouTube?
Yeah, proof that only cool people go to Nan Chiau High School.

Valencia High School 

Second richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley, behind west Ranch. School is pretty laid back, a lot of rich kids, mostly white and asian with the occasional mexican and black. There are too many people selling weed but alot of kids are buying so its all good. Home to plenty of potheads. Really easy to get drugs at this school. Lots of hot girls. got some good sports programs. Almost everyone hates where they live who gos to Valencia High so they try to act like theyre from somewhere "cool" even though theyre just like everyone else.
There are groups like hippie type people, jocks, popular kids, vampires, blacks, asians (koreans), mexicans, then everyone else just blends in.
Kid: Ey dawg where can i get some bud?

Kid 2: Just go down to Valencia High School, everyone's selling it there.

Kid 1: thanks man

Kid 2: oh yeah, and theres a bunch of hippies there so if you want some acid or x then they can hook you up.

Kid 1: okay cool.

Marshwood High school

A bunch of drug dealing fucks with little to no social life that are paraded around by a administration that is on a large scale power trip and decade more than 80% of their time to removing childern's backpacks.
Person 1-Hey did u go down to Marshwood High school this weekend?

Person 2- Fuck off
Marshwood High school by theyit April 22, 2009

Oak Park & River Forest High School

1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.

2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.

3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college

OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School

New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.

OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..