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liam but if he was badder

a short idiot man who has fluffy hair and has three friends. he has three friends and walks like a kangaroo.
"dude quit being such a liam but if he was badder."

"oh you mean liam guy who that guy whos got a complicated sexual relationship with a man named mikey?"
"that short fucking liam guy."
"i hope he dies liam and alone"
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What if he's

What if he's literally hitler and tries to kill us
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024
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Nah he tweakin

A new saying going around Instagram of real people and bots saying “nah he tweakin”
by Instagram @ br.il August 25, 2021
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He

He was born in Spain, and had a sister, she. After acquiring a British uniform, he orbited in space before landing on mars. He returned to earth at an airport. After failing to lead a rescue mission for the US Navy, he was attacked by terrorists but escaped without injury. He quietly went to Argentina from 1976-1983, where he committed several war crimws. He returned to the public by becoming the youngest son of the soviet union and once again teamed up with the US to overthrow the Cuban army, and halted construction of a soviet airport. After the Borland Convention of 1984, he condemned the aid given to rebels. When his war crimes in Argentina were uncovered, he was convicted. His long lost sister, she, was elected prime minister of the Philippines around this time. When the United States became the only country in the world, he would continue working with them, which he still does today.
He has played this game twice
by ChickenLovingChickenLicking March 16, 2024
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He got The zoomies

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
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He For Sure Smells Amazing

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.
Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?

LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.

Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.
by Mike109999 March 4, 2022
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