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government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
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government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner
by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023
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governale

French/Italian origin - surname for those who steered ships, called a helmsman
"Holy shit that Governale is strong as shit, I'll probably marry him"
by ItaliaDiction October 22, 2023
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Governvangelist

The Neoliberal, Corporatist, oh so moderate-- Selected/Elected leader of County/State/Federal government. Able to direct large capital outlays towards the outlay that got them installed.
Yes the Governvangelist voted yes and 2% goes directly to those making less than the 1%
by Mb pas n time February 3, 2024
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Government juice

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice
by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024
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government coupons

It’s part of girl math; it’s cash, however if you buy something with “government coupons” it voids the cost of the item, making it “free”
I bought this candy bar with “government coupons, therefore this candy bar was free
by CLange November 23, 2023
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Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government
Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist
by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023
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