Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.

Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?

by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021

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Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

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Golden Wonder

A blow job given whilst the fallator has a mouth full of crisps.

“Here, I got a bangin Golden Wonder off of Big Shazza last night.”
“Aw cool, what flavour?”
“Salt and vinegar, mate.”
“Oooft that sounds stingy.”
“Aye, it was class.”

by Big Shazza March 17, 2021

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Golden Angel

When you take a shit of such velocity, it despatches itself down the u bend and is not visible in the pan. Furthermore, when you wipe your arse, you are delighted to find no poo on the paper, hence a clean exit and a ‘golden angel’.

If the paper is not clean upon wiping, and the shit is not visible in the pan, it is known as an ‘angel’

I must have been eating well because when I took my dump, it wasn’t just an angel, it was a golden angel - winner!!

by H-J April 10, 2021

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