by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021
Get the girlfriends phone died mug.“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
by User196396399263 March 23, 2022
Get the Girlfriend mug.Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Tax mug.October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
Get the National Girlfriend’s choice day mug.by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022
Get the Girlfriend mug.M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022
Get the National Girlfriend day mug.by Negative Feedback October 30, 2017
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