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Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
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Uber-hell

Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
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Hells Icicle

The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.
In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.
by Darth Matches September 15, 2011
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Hell Hold

Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.

The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.

The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.

This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
Example 1

Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?

Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!

Example 2

Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....

Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
by Larry Berkshire July 1, 2018
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Hell Cat

Q: “What is a Hell Cat!!???”
A: “Give me 20 years of your life.”
by Hellcat001 August 30, 2021
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hell magnet

Term created by famous TFL Youtuber Oreo man. Used to define men who have incredibly awful luck and are likely forced to be lonely virgins because of these uncontrollable conditions. The term is also synonymous with incel.
Jake: Hey Simon did you talk to that girl?
Simon: Yeah, she ran into the bathroom shortly after and called the cops on me.
Jake: Man you’ll get a girl eventually.
Simon: Nah man, it’s been 25 years, I’ve tried so hard, I might as well break bread with Satan because I’m obviously a hell magnet.
by Save my soul February 28, 2021
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Hell Water

The type of shit that happens when you take laxatives. Fiery liquid spews from your anus at such rapid speeds your plumbing will be clogged until its over.
Bro, I've had the worst hell water this week. This is the first time I've left the toilet in 72 hours.
by bananasareyummyfuckme June 22, 2018
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