First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.
No way dude don't you have AIDS?
yes...
No way dude don't you have AIDS?
yes...
by Vag Rash 69 December 30, 2011
A watery discharge from the ass that leaves the hole burning
usually after a night out or a big meal
usually after a night out or a big meal
by fap123 January 13, 2010
Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010
The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 15, 2010
A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.
by gillagain69 May 18, 2023
The flame cum fire bum is when you drizzle gasoline in and around the anus of your partner and then light a match and put it into your urethra and proceed to butt fuck your partner.
by Ligma69_420 January 03, 2021
A gay sex position where 3 men cover their bodies in nacho cheese and one sets their hindquarters on fire. To initiate in th Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle one man does another in the anus, but only after he's used gasoline to set it on fire. Finally a third man spins around with his hands at a 90 degree angle saying, "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle!!!"
by Sexyback69 January 10, 2007