Fairy Garden

A gay mans pubicbush
by Hotdog Buns August 20, 2021
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Cum Fairy

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.
"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"
by Mistor Mike June 08, 2022
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flower fairy

A alternate name for a baker or pastry person.
Hey, you know that flower fairy knows how to make a good grilled cheese sandwich.
by KillerGriller31 September 09, 2009
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puberty fairy

A heavily fanatic Star Wars fan that loves a good spanking from time to time (thicc). Often confuses a century for a millennium.
Oh don't worry, he's just another puberty fairy.
by Zoggy White December 15, 2017
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fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.
Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.
by oofman420xd December 15, 2024
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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!
by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018
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