bruised fruit

An experience that allows one to overcome adversity and uses the adversity to grow emotionally and spiritually. Making the adversity become a blessing.

Although the accident damaged John's leg it was bruised fruit when he became an olympic runner.

by Gayle Hedrington February 19, 2008

Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.

I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.

by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009

hash fruit

crazy frozen europes best 4-field berry mix grade A eaten while crazily being crazy on the webcam. cool way to say frozen fruit

-hey! look! its ur face on webcam! waitaminute, what r u eating?
-its hash fruit baby!!! yeah!
-gimme soma dat fruit

by nihiice! November 19, 2004

Anal Fruit Salad

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

denim fruit

slang term for genitals, male or female.

"Wanna snack on my denim fruit?"

by El Chucho May 27, 2006

Crotch Fruit

A pregnant woman's baby.

Angelina has got Brad's crotch fruit growing inside her.

by Divadi January 13, 2006

Cackle Fruit

Eggs.

Definition brought into existance by Pirates and other swashbuckling folk.

Some (misinformed) people think the Three Stooges invented this phrase, but they didn't - although it was probably the first time any Americans ever heard of it. Poor sheltered beings.

Aaaar matey, fry some cackle fruit and we'll be having ourselves a feast.

by Keira June 17, 2004